December 2008
2 posts
-omg
The worst is when it’s in your mouth and you have to swallow it and you’re like “OMG”!
-are you talking about tequila?
Too good to leave alone...
So yeah, you color in the ornaments then bake them, then they shrink and get hard and you put them on the tree.
- oh, they shrink and get hard? Sounds like my date last Thursday!
November 2008
1 post
October 2008
4 posts
Why exactly are term limits bad?
We all love Bloomberg. We love him because he’s smart, he cares deeply for New York and everyone that lives here, and he’s probably the least corrupt politician anyone could ask for. The city has thrived under his leadership and most other politicians don’t have the focus or intelligence to answer our problems the way Bloomberg does.
So now he’s running for a third...
Is this really the end of McCain? →
Bob on Biggest Loser
I love when people say “You know Bob on Biggest Loser? Do you think he’s gay?”. Um, is the pope catholic? Yes he’s totes gay.
September 2008
9 posts
“Marriage isn’t a passion-fest; it’s more like a partnership formed...”
– Lori Gottlieb, The Atlantic
do you know what DIALYSIS is?
Mike: omg
the bacon ones are gross.com
you should try one
they are filled with diabetes
AWESOME TIME at the DC TRI!!! →
1:34 at Philly Distance!!!! →
Great stuff from Philly Distance Run! →
Out of Options
Agreed, $700 billion is a lot of money. And it’s being put on a Chinese credit card. It could cause scary inflation. We might overpay for POS securites.
Unfortunately we are really out of options. This isn’t about “bailing out” the investment banks; our entire economy is dependent on their day-to-day activities. All of our retirement plans are invested in public...
Well Bob it's like carrying a gee-golly trash bag...
I’m Sarah PAAAAYYYYLin, and it makes me happy when my son goes to Iraq and kills Arabs but not as happy as when he beats up the homos at school! I LUV JESUS AND TEEN PREGNANCY LOL!
August 2008
1 post
HRC Grand Slam
I was almost brought to tears by HRC’s fabulous, heartfelt, and GENUINE stump speech at the DNC last night. In such an emtional defeat she has been incredibly gracious to a media that has been actively attempting to destroy her political career for nearly a year now.
But the criticisms laid down by the Obama backers have begun. Within an hour John Dickerson, for whom I have lost almost...
July 2008
2 posts
zomg WORK OUTZ!
I have seen the light, and the light is TREADMILL INTERVALS! Of course I’ve been peaking at about a 7:10 mile or so, and before I know it I’ll need to hold this for a half-marathon. So in a desperate attempt to break through this plateau I consulted the internetz and found out about the aptly named HIIT (high intensity interval training). This does not mean running at 8.2 mph and...
Don't use the term "LGBT" anymore
This is probably more food-for-thought for the gays who overuse this term even more than the straights who toss it around because they’re PC. We really need to retire the whole “lesbian-gay-bisexual-transgendered” label because it’s kind of completely ridiculous. I certainly won’t be the first to say that gay men and lesbians are really more different than they are...
June 2008
2 posts
because you can't really tell them to their...
Katharine: you know how i feel about underemployed actors/actresses
me: hahaahahah
Katharine: like, oh i'm so sorry that your attempt to make your overwhelming self involvement and narcisissm into an actual career hasn't just taken off beyond your wildest dreams.
you can't do that on facebook
me: but yeah, srsly nsfw
Josh: yeah, that's nsfLife
May 2008
11 posts
Websites that totally suck and are popular for a...
#1: FLICKR! Has anyone ever used this site with success? All of the “photostreams” look cool when they’re embedded on a webpage but when you actually click through it NEVER works! This is yet another reason why Yahoo products are worthless and no one who doesn’t pluralize Internet uses them.
“dude no my heart almost stopped, mine was literally the last 4 guys i slept with...”
– Weiner re: Facebook Stalker List!
Sad but True →
“Art” has become the promiscuous catchall for anything artificial that meets no...”
– The New Yorker
Audi A6 vs. BMW 550i vs. Jaguar XF vs.... →
The first time I saw pictures of the XF I thought the headlights were so bad I’d never be able to see anything else… but in person it’s friggin sweet. I got a chance to see it at the NYC show and it has real presence. The interior is sensual and the whole concept screams character in a way few cars are doing these days. This new jag seriously has some worldly appeal; too bad...
HillaryClinton.com - Wish Hillary a Happy Mother’s... →
This is cute! It must suck being a mom… even if you’re HRC.
Two questions
#1: Why are there NO WALK SIGNALS on Park Ave???? Do they WANT people to NOT walk across Park Ave.??? Isn’t that super dangerous? #2: Do people ENJOY taking the 6 train? In addition to redefining the term “infrequent service” it also has every douchebag and stroller blocking your way into the car. Plus on a recent visit there was a crazy person SMOKING CRACK IN MY...
failure
Me: I'm eating this cookie with the expectation that it will make me....
Mikey: HAPPY?!?
Me: Um, want to work out.
April 2008
5 posts
Obama as VP will ensure 16 years of...
This is obvious; Barack is perfectly poised to take over Clinton’s seat in 8 years. Those years as VP will prove his credentials while providing the flexibility to continue his “unique” brand of politics, whatever that is. It will ensure that the divided Democrats, who have sadly fallen along racial lines, will see a tangible and hopeful future for the party and the...
Instant Communication = Non-communication
Remember when you were in school and, somehow, you could crank out a 25 page essay “unpacking” gender themes or post-modern aesthetics or Soviet housing policy? Doesn’t that seem, like, IMPOSSIBLE now? Take, for example, my recent summary of a 1 hour speech from a guest speaker at work: “hillary is stupid cuz she didn’t listen to me, obama is so right now, he knows...
One-liners from the Road
Liz is the QUEEN of one liners. While not sleeping her mind is busy contemplating witty comebacks and phrases to drop, ultimately bringing a little sunshine to your normal workday. “Tonight on Dateline: Gay people, who eat OTHER GAY PEOPLE, a ‘Gay Buffet’” “… for example, creamy pasta dishes” “… which of course spawned WEREWOLF WORK...
KFO is my favorite
Katharine: BUT ITS LIKE THE MOST FUN IRISH SPORTS BAR IN MEDIA oh my god remember that time that we got so drunk that we fell down the stairs and blacked out and then when we woke up we were naked in the parking lot of acme and our cars had been stolen and our houses ransacked?! WASN’T THAT SO FUNNYYYYYYYY
1L whine
this is like, "well, here we see there is an ocean of chaotic and disjointed law. We'll point out some commonalities, some differences, some theories, you'll read every night until your eyes burn, and at the end of it all, 60% of you will look like retards."
March 2008
1 post
NYC NJ Subway Map - onNYTurf →
To the person with the marketable skills necessary to create this: THANK YOU!
February 2008
3 posts
um, so like, you seriously write, creatively, all...
…but she can find meaning in like, paint and floorboards, so that’s cool (from me to Pat on introspective creative writers)
