I came up with that blog name when I started working out of college. It seemed super witty, and I still hope it applies to me.

One-liners from the Road

Liz is the QUEEN of one liners.  While not sleeping her mind is busy contemplating witty comebacks and phrases to drop, ultimately bringing a little sunshine to your normal workday. 

“Tonight on Dateline: Gay people, who eat OTHER GAY PEOPLE, a ‘Gay Buffet’”
 
“… for example, creamy pasta dishes”
 
“… which of course spawned WEREWOLF WORK WEEK”
 
“But the winner is obviously the lesbian encounter sleeper hit.”
 
“Our vegetable today is cornbread.” 

“Everyone in Virginia has a personalized license plate!”