I came up with that blog name when I started working out of college. It seemed super witty, and I still hope it applies to me.

Two questions

#1: Why are there NO WALK SIGNALS on Park Ave????  Do they WANT people to NOT walk across Park Ave.???  Isn’t that super dangerous? 

#2:  Do people ENJOY taking the 6 train?  In addition to redefining the term “infrequent service” it also has every douchebag and stroller blocking your way into the car.  Plus on a recent visit there was a crazy person SMOKING CRACK IN MY CAR.  srsly.  CRACK.  And only one other person noticed!!!  WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING IN THIS TOWN??

New York, I love you, But You’re Bringing Me Down!