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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>I came up with that blog name when I started working out of college.  It seemed super witty, and I still hope it applies to me.</description><title>The Unexpected Success</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @danbillings)</generator><link>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>-omg</title><description>&lt;p&gt;The worst is when it’s in your mouth and you have to swallow it and you’re like “OMG”! &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;-are you talking about tequila?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/63460503</link><guid>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/63460503</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 22:53:45 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Too good to leave alone...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;So yeah, you color in the ornaments then bake them, then they shrink and get hard and you put them on the tree.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;- oh, they shrink and get hard? Sounds like my date last Thursday!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/63451709</link><guid>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/63451709</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 21:36:17 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Saw these JEAN-COLORED leggins waiting for the 6 train and...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/RBQjRRipsfsrwq5izLMaMoTxo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Saw these JEAN-COLORED leggins waiting for the 6 train and somehow sneaked a photo… What are you thinking there, girlfriend?  “Wow these leggings really combine the best of stretchpants AND jeans, it will really keep people guessing about the fabric and srsly that’s all I want in life!”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/57531433</link><guid>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/57531433</guid><pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 01:14:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I love LIC!  Make sure to check out the weekly Greenmarket 48th...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/RBQjRRipseo4n95lfTWJV2wIo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I love LIC!  Make sure to check out the weekly Greenmarket 48th Ave by Vernon (can’t miss it).  Farmers markets couldn’t be hotter right now.  Truly the coolest neighborhood in NYC.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/53069625</link><guid>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/53069625</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 14:32:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Why exactly are term limits bad?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;We all love Bloomberg.  We love him because he’s smart, he cares deeply for New York and everyone that lives here, and he’s probably the least corrupt politician anyone could ask for.  The city has thrived under his leadership and most other politicians don’t have the focus or intelligence to answer our problems the way Bloomberg does.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So now he’s running for a third term.  Why exactly is that so bad?  People are saying they’re “against dynasties”.  This isn’t a “dynasty”.  This is an ELECTED representative who enjoys real popular support because of his tremendous dedication to the constituency and because he’s delivered real results.  Of course Bloomberg should be challenged by other candidates, but his success is nearly guaranteed because of what he’s proven over the past few years.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In the short time I was on a debate team in college, this was a topic we tackled.  Term limits create lame ducks.  They push out leadership before they can do some of their best work.  True leaders determine their own fates and inspire others to follow their example.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There’s one great argument for term limits that I have trouble reconciling; they force an organization to develop institutions which outlast the individual leader.  A great example is the former Yugoslavia, where Tito was able to stitch together a nation through his charisma, foresight, and will, but which rapidly fell apart without his direct oversight.  Furthermore, a torrent of African dictatorships illustrate how a lifetime in office can destroy a consolidating democracy (although we should remember that such leaders are kept in power through violent coercion or through sham elections).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The ultimate goal of any organization or idea is to create lasting institutions which are adhered to long after they are created, because everyone within the organization agrees that the rules benefit everybody.  An insightful observer could name the political philosopher from CC who made this argument… I can’t remember.  Nonetheless in the United States, and perhaps even more so in New York, we have institutions and elections which keep our leaders accountable to their electorate and which set the rules of the game.  I don’t see any convincing reason to keep Bloomberg out for a third term.  He wins because he’s the best, and I think that’s a damn good reason to vote for him.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/53054755</link><guid>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/53054755</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Is this really the end of McCain?</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/maps/obama_vs_mccain/"&gt;Is this really the end of McCain?&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/53048628</link><guid>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/53048628</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 10:59:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Oh New Jersey, the lonesome travel conduit for the Northeast...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/RBQjRRipsele8b0m3R4bUFzAo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oh New Jersey, the lonesome travel conduit for the Northeast Coridor.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/52802153</link><guid>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/52802153</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 16:37:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Bob on Biggest Loser</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I love when people say “You know Bob on Biggest Loser?  Do you think he’s gay?”.   Um, is the pope catholic?    Yes he’s totes gay.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/52518868</link><guid>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/52518868</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 21:13:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Love the couch, but those accent pillows are too 1993 even for...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/RBQjRRipseir99ik7Sgwj7f8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Love the couch, but those accent pillows are too 1993 even for Queens.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/52513032</link><guid>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/52513032</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 20:18:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Marriage isn’t a passion-fest; it’s more like a partnership formed to run a very small,..."</title><description>“Marriage isn’t a passion-fest; it’s more like a partnership formed to run a very small, mundane, and often boring nonprofit business.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Lori Gottlieb, The Atlantic&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/52366844</link><guid>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/52366844</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:03:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>do you know what DIALYSIS is?</title><description> Mike:  omg&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
the bacon ones are gross.com&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
you should try one&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
they are filled with diabetes</description><link>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/51759721</link><guid>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/51759721</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 16:19:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>AWESOME TIME at the DC TRI!!!  </title><description>&lt;a href="http://onlineraceresults.com/race/view_individual.php?make_printable=1&amp;bib_num=774&amp;race_id=9072&amp;type=result"&gt;AWESOME TIME at the DC TRI!!!  &lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/51738468</link><guid>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/51738468</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 13:20:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>1:34 at Philly Distance!!!!</title><description>&lt;a href="http://results.active.com/pages/oneResult.jsp?pID=42493905&amp;rsID=69701"&gt;1:34 at Philly Distance!!!!&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/51738231</link><guid>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/51738231</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 13:18:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Great stuff from Philly Distance Run!</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.asiorders.com/view_user_event.asp?EVENTID=31333&amp;BIB=1404&amp;S=230&amp;PWD="&gt;Great stuff from Philly Distance Run!&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/51738002</link><guid>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/51738002</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 13:17:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Out of Options</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Agreed, $700 billion is a lot of money.  And it’s being put on a Chinese credit card.  It could cause scary inflation.  We might overpay for POS securites. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Unfortunately we are really out of options.  This isn’t about “bailing out” the investment banks; our entire economy is dependent on their day-to-day activities.  All of our retirement plans are invested in public companies that would seize to operate if they didn’t have access to the money markets; bank-lending has virtually stopped because there is absolutely no floor on the market for mortage-backed securities, although it would be incredibly unlikely that market prices are actually reflecting their true value. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;No investor here or anywhere has a shred of confidence in our liquid markets at the moment.  We are literally staring down the barrell of a financial shotgun.  The savings of nearly every single American will be shattered if we cannot provide some assurance on the value of these securities. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s a high price to pay, but we must remember that for the past decade Americans have consumed far far beyond their capacity.  We are collectively paying for the unbelievable excesses that we somehow feel entitled to.  A overbuilt house 50 miles away from work with no infrastructure and a body-on-frame American SUV stuck in traffic for 2 hours a day is the epitome of an unsustainable lifestyle, fueled by irresponsible credit policy.  If these are the constituents who are screaming for a lynching on Wall Street, maybe we should take a collective look at our driveways, unused bedrooms, Vegas vacations, plasma TVs, even the “value size” paper towel rolls we seem to go through every day.  Wall Street was financing the lifestyle that society simply cannot afford. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We have no choice but to buy the outstanding mortgage securities.  The upside is that the assets will provide an interest-bearing revenue stream; we need to think of this as an investment rather than a bail-out.  Unfortunately it’s the govenment investing because there’s no one else who will do it. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The party’s over, kids.  Welcome to financial responsbility.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/51737048</link><guid>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/51737048</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 13:12:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Well Bob it's like carrying a gee-golly trash bag full of tapioca round your waste don't cha know!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I’m Sarah PAAAAYYYYLin, and it makes me happy when my son goes to Iraq and kills Arabs but not as happy as when he beats up the homos at school!  I LUV JESUS AND TEEN PREGNANCY LOL!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/48730517</link><guid>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/48730517</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 11:04:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>HRC Grand Slam</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I was almost brought to tears by HRC’s fabulous, heartfelt, and GENUINE stump speech at the DNC last night.  In such an emtional defeat she has been incredibly gracious to a media that has been actively attempting to destroy her political career for nearly a year now. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But the criticisms laid down by the Obama backers have begun.  Within an hour John Dickerson, for whom I have lost almost all respect after being completely horrible to Hillary Clinton, posted an article on Slate complaining that HRC hadn’t exactly explained why Obama is ready to be Commander in Chief, that she should have spoken more on his fabulous credentials.  Of course the Obama camp was further searching for an “I was wrong” admission, that HRC should somehow apologize for anything that was said when 18 million people voted for her candidacy. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The most terrifying statistic out there right now is that between a quarter and third of HRC supporters will VOTE FOR McCAIN in November.  I’m sure these are the skeptical Democrats in Ohio and Florida, two VITAL states that Obama has yet to secure.  Hillary couldn’t have made the message any louder: you can’t support HRC and vote for McCain. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Obama needs to prove HIMSELF to the country what he has to offer, and this is a major, major hurdle that he hasn’t overcome.  Hillary was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT and has nothing to apologize for, and anything she might have said to glamorize Obama would have been insincere.  Hillary’s DNC speech should be remembered as her most poignant, most emotional, and most honest, because what she really cares about is locking in the Democratic majority. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;HRC has asked everything of her supporters, to put their reservations aside and vote Obama.  Now he needs to back it up with deliverables. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I was gonna vote for him anyway but I’ll vote for him TWICE now.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/47666882</link><guid>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/47666882</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 16:18:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>zomg WORK OUTZ!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I have seen the light, and the light is TREADMILL INTERVALS!  Of course I’ve been peaking at about a 7:10 mile or so, and before I know it I’ll need to hold this for a half-marathon.  So in a desperate attempt to break through this plateau I consulted the internetz and found out about the aptly named HIIT (high intensity interval training).  This does not mean running at 8.2 mph and doing 1-minute intervals of 9.3 mph.  That’s like, different. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;No, this is a warm up and then like 20 minutes of insanity.  I started with about a 7.5 minute mile warm up (between 8-8.5mph) followed by the following:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1m sprint at 10.5mph, 3% inclin&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1m recovery at 6mph&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1m sprint at 10.6mph, 2.5% incline&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1m recovery at 5.9mph&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1m sprint at 10.7mph, 2% incline&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1m recovery at 5.5mph&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1m sprint at 10.7mph, .5% incline&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1m30s recovery at 4.5mph&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1m sprint at 10.6mph, 3.5% inline&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2m recovery at 4mph&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1m sprint at 10.6, 2% incline&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1m30s recovery at 3.5mph&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1m sprint at 10.5mph, 3% incline&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;45s sprint at 10.8mph, 3% incline&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you can pull off something similar this training will put your metabolism into warp drive.  You cannot eat enough to make up for the calories your body uses to repair and build after this kind of work-out.  It’s the most astonishing feeling. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Obvious goal here is to break through a 7-minute mile, which should put me at just over an hour and a half in the 13.1 miler. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Will update accordingly but yes, try this, it will make you cry but like, good cry. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/40707953</link><guid>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/40707953</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:12:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Don't use the term "LGBT" anymore</title><description>&lt;p&gt;This is probably more food-for-thought for the gays who overuse this term even more than the straights who toss it around because they’re PC.  We really need to retire the whole “lesbian-gay-bisexual-transgendered” label because it’s kind of completely ridiculous.  I certainly won’t be the first to say that gay men and lesbians are really more different than they are alike; although we share common goals like equal marriage rights, in general our political goals and social issues/attitudes are kind of all over the place.  Even more so, the whole transgendered thing… I’m sorry, I don’t know any transgendered people, I don’t share anything in common with transgendered people, I’m not even convinced that there really are any transgendered people. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We’ve retired terms like “oriental” because it’s offensive.  It’s a way for people who are ignorant about anything outside of Western civilization to shove everyone is a nice, convenient umbrella group that they don’t really understand.  It’s rude. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So really you can talk about “the gays” or the whatevers but seriously, “LGBT” is slightly better than “people who once were considered sex freaks but now we need a better way of identifying them even though we think they’re still freaks.” &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/40705884</link><guid>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/40705884</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:51:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>because you can't really tell them to their face...</title><description> Katharine:  you know how i feel about underemployed actors/actresses&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
 me:  hahaahahah&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
 Katharine:  like, oh i'm so sorry that your attempt to make your overwhelming self involvement and narcisissm into an actual career hasn't just taken off beyond your wildest dreams.</description><link>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/40082290</link><guid>http://danbillings.tumblr.com/post/40082290</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:52:22 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
